A roast for Sarah
You love Disney (uh!)
That's kinda creepy (yeah!)
Nursing school is tough (skrrt!)
Your patience ain't enough (what?)
You went in the back door (ooh!)
Now you want some more (ha!)
Sarah, Sarah, what's the plan? (Flex!)
Still searching for your man (No cap!)
Life is a mystery (yeah!)
Just get that degree (Go!)
You tryin' to find life (uh-huh)
With that nurse's knife (yikes!)
Family camp was fun (so lame)
Now you just run (shame!)
Dylan is a clown (bozo)
Why you still around? (I don't know)
Twin cousin is here (double trouble)
Your brothers are near (trouble, trouble)
Sarah, Sarah, what's the plan? (Flex!)
Still searching for your man (No cap!)
Life is a mystery (yeah!)
Just get that degree (Go!)
You need a magic wand (poof!)
But you just respond (huh?)
Sarah, get a robe (yeah!)
Or stay on the globe (peace!)
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