They call you Blonde Ambition (uh!)

Like a cheap hair rendition.

Your hair is so bright, it's a hazard (yeah!)

Looks like a wig worn by a wizard.

This is Megan's Boom-Bap Roast (ooh!)

She’s the one we love the most.

But your volume needs a filter (ha!)

You’re louder than a tilt-a-whirler.

Those assets are massive, no lie (wow!)

They block out the sun in the sky.

You argue so much, it’s a sport (true!)

You could win gold in a courtroom.

But you parent like a legend (yep!)

Your kids are perfectly prepped.

This is Megan's Boom-Bap Roast (ooh!)

She’s the one we love the most.

But your volume needs a filter (ha!)

You’re louder than a tilt-a-whirler.

So Megan, keep shining and loud (go!)

The best mom in the whole crowd.

Just please lower your voice a bit (shhh!)

You’re shattering glass when you spit.